This post on Bob Cesca's Goddamn Awesome Blog! got me thinking about the total absurdity of Michael Steele. I realized that someone this bizarre cannot be real. They must be some one's (and in this instance I believe the culprits are space aliens) idea of a joke. So I did some digging and sure enough I found a picture of the real Michael Steele before the space aliens gave him an almost humanoid appearance and sat him in our midst to mystify, entertain and distract us while they implemented their plan to take over the earth.
Mr. Steele before his transformation: